Long, long ago... Subaru tried the fake moustache...
And it was soooo glorious ;__;

(and as a king, he already had his *huge sceptre* - also he was named "Guildenstein" and only this is in itself extremely hot. I mean, imagine a guy appearing in front of you and introducing himself as "Guildenstein". Complete frenzy *___*)

Then, at last, 4 years later, he understood the real amazing of moustache, and a miracle happened



When doing a moustache + hat combo, the lack of caution when choosing the type of hat can lead to... random results. But Subaru being Subaru, he manages to look stunning, even with the looks the most difficult to sport. Just because him and moustache are meant to be together.

For example, this awkward bonnet associated with the moustache definitely gives him the appearance of a homeless. BUT A SEXY ONE. The kind of homeless that gives you the urge to check before leaving home that you always have some spare change in your pockets.
...
No, i never did that.


The really dangerous triple-combo moustache + hat + huge grin ends up making him look like a molestor, the kind that lives in low-class home parks XDDDDDDD

It's almost scary. Except it's not. Because it's Subaru.

But amazing Subaru has other ways to sublimate his glorious moustache...

We all know that France is amazing, and Subaru knows it too, so he tried to go for the french touch by coupling the moustache with a beret:

*he probably smelled of cheese, too - we all know that french people have a deplorable hygiene*

Considering that Russia rocks, he tried the cossack look:

*the good thing with vodka is that it doesn't smell*

Sometimes, no need for props, a sexy S dark look is enough for Subaru to accessorize his moustache and instantly give it an evil Faustian look:

*Yes, the devil could totally be half-naked and in kimono - i'm sure that's even the mere reason why Faust sold him his soul*

But most of the time, Subaru and his moustache were simply incredibly handsome. And sexy. And damn exciting:



Let's be clear, though: as much as i love Subaru's moustache, his armpit hair is still number 1 in my heart

Tags: subaru